Glamorous Deaths in the Swiss Alps

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Five missing persons cases were answered this morning as a blood trail was discovered leading down into a ravine near the Hilton-Wortrac Lodge in Bern, Switzerland. Of the five, only two are still alive, although in grave condition, at the Intensive Care Unit in Trauma Team's Bern Clinic.

While the victims' identities have been kept a secret for now by the Bern Police Unite, leaks from the institution indicate that at least one of the victims was tied to the Jack Entropy tour in Europe, namely the Rockerboy's on-and-off input of 5 years, Tammi Lu.

Multiple eye witnesses reported a "wicked party" going on in the nightlife district of Bern. Heading that party was none other than a drunk Jack Entropy, constantly grinding on Tammi Lu, a detail vividly described to us on multiple accounts. Whether or not Jack Entropy is among the five casualties remains to be seen upon his appearance (or lack there of) in Venice.

Local rumors correlate with leaks from inside the police department that the ravine where the five bodies were found seems to have been a naturally-occuring Trauma Team deadzone, where coverage was limited, which would explain the slow response of the medical professionals on the scene. Police are currently investigating this coincidence as a possible sign of foul play...