Who let Entropy have a CHAINSAW!

#news #eurotour April 2021 4 Menace in Venice

Venice is up in flames after last night's Jack Entropy concert. Despite what many of his fans say, it is a miracle that Entropy's stage performance - a floating mess of cables, wires, speakers and pyrotechnics - was even approved by the EEC, let alone actually survived the waters of Venice.

But you came here for the juicy deets - did Jack Entropy blow up? Well, the short answer is no, although don't get your panties in a twist! Word on the street is that kimono-wearing ninjas (biiiiig loooook towards 'saka counterintel) took to the canals to eliminate Alessandro Benetti, a local trattoria owner. This led us down an interesting path: we questioned Signore Benneti, which described what we can only assume were some poorly dressed undercovers from across the pond. Eventually, we reached where we found breadcrumbs last time: a bomb plot!

Remember that moment during the concert when Entropy grabbed a chainsaw from backstage and began cutting a portion of the stage? Apparently, anonymous sources from amongst the workers claim that someone had rigged a nuclear apparatus enough to detonate the entire Veneto region!

Although Entropy's manager has declined to comment, stories on his Ziggurat account keep hinting at the "looming war between the Bear and the Bull" - is this another marketing stunt for the upcoming Night City concert set for next year, engineered by Entropy's very own deadly blonde?

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